Unlucky Pirate

A pirate sits in a tavern and drinks room. The owner asks him:

  • Excuse me, but how did you get the wooden leg?
  • One day I was swimming beside the boat when all of a sudden a shark comes and bites off my leg. I am lucky to be alive today.
  • Oh, that’s a horrifying story – the owner replies. But how did you get the hook on your hand.
  • My hand was severed when we attacked another ship.
  • And how did you get the cover on your eye?
  • I was watching a seagull flying right above me when he shat on my eye.
  • I didn’t know that you can lose an eye because of that.
  • You shouldn’t, but it was my first day with the hook on my hand.

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