To have or not to have

It was Jim’s birthday and his wife Margaret asked him what kind of present does he want for his birthday and Jim said:

  • I want a gun!
  • No. There is no way I am buying you a gun for your birthday.
  • But, I really want a gun.
  • Jim as I said – gun is not an option.
  • But I still want a gun.
  • I’ve said no! Who makes the decisions in this home!?
  • You Margaret…but if I had a gun…

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