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Not exactly “When the hunter becomes the hunted”, but we are getting close. Also notice that the deer knows exactly where the gun is pointing to. It’s not a coincidence that it comes from that direction. This is one of my favorite funny dinner quotes, but there are more good ones yet to come.

6 Funny Dinner Meme loonyhumor

I don’t know exactly what the issues in your relationship are, but your (ex)girlfriend is really hot. May I jump in and try my luck? No hard feelings, right 😉

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Mistakes from the past

An old lady in a bus says to a young guy who was sitting:

  • Hey kid, can you please stand up and leave this seat for me? My legs hurt and you are young you can stand without any problems.

The guy asks the old lady:

The old lady says:

  • Of course!

The guy says:

  • And that’s why your legs hurt now.

Chase your chickens and stay healthy

An 80-year old man goes to a doctor and the doctor says:

  • I am impressed! You have excellent blood pressure, your complete blood count is great, you walk without any problems…can you tell me what do you do to stay in such shape?
  • Well, I wake up early in the morning every day, I release my chickens in the yard and I chase them whole day. That’s my exercise.
  • That is certainly helpful but I don’t believe that chasing chickens can keep you so healthy and vital. Your genes probably play vital role…can you tell me when did your father die?
  • My father is alive!
  • Alive? But, how old is he?
  • 99.
  • Wow and what www.mindanews.com/buy-effexor/ does he do to stay in shape?
  • The same thing – he I chasing chickens every day.
  • I don’t believe that…how old was your grandfather when he died?
  • Are you insane? He is still alive and healthy.
  • You have a grandfather too!? Don’t tell me that he is chasing chickens every morning.
  • He sure does. But today he couldn’t do it because he is getting married soon; he had some things to finish…
  • He is getting married!? Why the hell does he want to marry when he is probably 120 years old?
  • Well he doesn’t want to but his parents are forcing him…