His standards may be twisted, but at the end of the day they still make sense (at least a little). I must admit that I like www.honeytraveler.com/buy-topamax/ this funny bear a lot. I have watched the first and the second movie and I can only recommend it.
This guy is the real deal. You shouldn’t mess with him or his woman or his Christmas tree!
A police officer stops a car with a man and a woman inside. The police officers asks the man:
John and his wife Loren decided to save money for a vacation.
They bought a moneybox and placed it in their bedroom. They have decided to put $5 every time they have sex. The time to go on vacation has come and they have decided to open the moneybox and see how much money they have collected. John starts counting and besides $5 bills he sees a lot of $20 and even $100 bills and asks Loren:
An older gentleman enters a gym. He is working out for an hour when he notices an attractive young lady entering the gym. He calls the trainer and asks:
- Which device should I use to impress this beautiful young lady?
The trainer looks at the man from head to toes and says:
The end of the world came and all the people went to heaven. God told the men to organize themselves in two rows. The first row was reserved for those who were controlled by their women and the other was reserved for the rest. The first row was huge and in the other row there was only one man standing. God said:
Peter and his wife are having a walk in the mountains. They come across a well and Peter throws a coin for a wish after that his wife does the same but as she throws the coin she suddenly fells into the well and Peter says:
Wow, these wishes are fulfilled really quickly!
A woman goes to the kitchen and sees her man standing with a flyswatter in his hand.