Bicycle Business Tour

A guy on a bicycle crosses the national border every day carrying a large bag on the back of the bicycle. The customs officers regularly checked the bag but every time they found the same thing – sand.

  • All right. Can you tell me what are you doing? You are certainly not smuggling sand are you? – one of the customs officers says.
  • No – the guy says.
  • I will give you my word that I won’t do anything as long as you tell me the truth – what are you smuggling?
  • All right then, I’ll tell you – I am smuggling bicycles.

I might be drunk but I am not a fool

A police officer stops a car with a man and a woman inside. The police officers asks the man:

  • You look drunk. Why are you driving?
  • All right. I admit. I had a couple of drinks.
  • Does your wife have a license?
  • Yes.
  • Then why don’t you let her drive?
  • I might be drunk but I am not a fool.

Lost wallet

The judge tells the defendant:

  • Sir, it was your duty to report that you have found a lost wallet at the nearest police station!
  • I know your honor, but it was Sunday when I found the wallet and there weren’t any police officers in the station. – The defendant says.
  • Well, why didn’t you report it the next day?
  • But, there wasn’t anything left in the wallet the next day.

Honest friends

Two friends are having a chat.

– I’ve found $500 in the street few days ago.

– That’s great! What did you do?

– Nothing, I just went to the nearest police station and reported what I’ve found. What would you do?

– I would lie that I’ve went and left them in the police station, just like you.

Did I do something wrong officer

Did I do something wrong officer

Let’s see, let’s see what could you have done wrong here?

A.) You weren’t wearing your seatbelt

B.) Your seat wasn’t adjusted accordingly

C.) You are driving a car

D.) You are not driving a car

E.) You forced a cop to use his breaks

Who am I

  1. Cop stops a weedhead and tells him:
  • Your documents, please
  • I don’t have them. I don’t know where I am…
  • What do you mean you don’t have them. Do you know who you are talking with. Do you know who I am?
  • Geez! I don’t know where I am and this guy doesn’t know who he is…