Peter was tired of his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of her. He took the cat in the nearby park and left her there but when he came back home he saw the cat sitting in the front of the house. The next day he decided to take the cat with a car few blocks away but once again when he got back home the cat was waiting. So, the third day he took the cat with his car and drove to a remote place crossing bridges, driving left and right…and he finally left the car there. Few hours later Peter was still not back at his home. He called his wife and said:
- Honey is the cat still there?
- Yes, the cat is under the table why are you asking?
Could you please pass the phone to the cat because I got lost and I don’t know how to get back home.