Are you looking forward to date a girl and go into friendlier terms with her? Then you must be in need of some funny yet engaging pickup lines. Most of the pickup lines used these days fail to impact the girls in the right way. Instead of impressing them, you might end up portraying yourself as a dumb-ass in front of the girls. The pick-up lines should sound funny and help in depicting your sense of humor. Here are some of the ideas that you might find useful:
Your eyes are bluer and deeper than the swimming pool….I would like to plunge into them
Comparing a girl’s eyes to the oceans is common. So how about comparing it to a swimming pool to make it more engaging and sound trendy?
If I were a spider, I would be able to grasp you in a better way….
The eight hands of a spider would prove to be more effective in grabbing someone…so the girl comes to know how tightly you would like to hug her. She will also get an idea about your overwhelming desire to hold her in your arms…and probably grope her too!
I wish I were an octopus…..Then I would have three hearts to beat for you!
So this tells her that your heart beats for her all the time and you like the feeling. You would like to have two more hearts that would beat for her in the same way.
I am not from the weather-forecasting team but I can tell you that you’ll get a few centimeters tonight!
This has nothing to do with rains but is related to the biological phenomenon that the man is likely to go through. It is an indicative of the fact that the girl is arousing the man sexually and is an implicit way of praising her hotness or sexual appeal.
I would like to be the toilet paper so that I could touch your soft butts…
Does it sound dirty? Well, initially she also might think in the same way but this will rouse her interest in a unique way.
Do you have a family business in wifi routers and modems? I think that’s the reason why I feel connected to you…
Let the pick-up line have a relation with internet connection in today’s digital world. The girl might be glad to know that you not only like her but feel connected to her all the time…
Baby I am blown away! Seems you just farted…
This is an expression of romance in an entirely different way…The age-old lines like “your love takes me higher” or “blows me away” do not work anymore. Better try this!
Can I call you a dictionary? You give a new meaning to my day, my life….and everything else!
Saying that she adds a new meaning to your life and stuffs like that are cliche. So it’s better to use the comparison with a dictionary here so that you can add the fun element to your line.
Do you have the habit of eating fermented rice? I think that’s the reason why you are so addictive…
This reveals the addiction that you have towards her and is going to impress her in a better way.
You smell like garbage. I think I should take you out.
This will not insult her in any way but will help you to stand out in the crowd of men who ask her on a date.
Another great funny scene from “The World God Only Knows” anime. I was just re-watching some episodes when I found this. Couldn’t resist sharing it since Yuri Nikaidō is one of my favorite female anime teacher. She is very strict and dominant, but Yuri is also very hot.
George Louis Costanza is among my favorite characters from the “Seinfeld” sitcom. Jason Alexander really fits this role and he played it very well for 9 whole seasons.
Costanza plays the best friend of Jerry Seinfeld (also real name) and they know each other for a long time, or to be more precious since high school. During these 9 seasons these both went through thick and thin, and thus they produced a huge number of amazing and very funny scenes.
He was always among my favorite comedians. It’s not just his funny movies, but also his flexibility as an actor that impresses me. Even though, it seems he always plays the same role in every movie that is not the case. Here are some more classic moments of Steve Martin and Richard Pryor
This is another great scene from the popular anime “Sora no Otoshimono“. The main protagonist (Tomoki Sakurai) is a huge pervert who prefers a quite life without too much trouble. However, since the Angeloids (Ikaros, Nymph and later Astraea) started living with him he wasn’t able to enjoy much of his beloved peaceful life.
The scene above in the Youtube video is a part of the wrestling event. Even though they called it “Sumo” it actually resembles more the western wrestling style. Like I already mentioned the main character is always after pretty girls and this specific event is a good opportunity for him to show his wild side.
I want to mention two scenes that were very funny for me. First (0:30) were that cop is coming up to that guy and out of nowhere he notices that they are filming something and his reaction was just hilarious. This guy should get his own comedy show haha. He definitely needs to get some new glasses for “distance view”.
Second scene I want to mention would be (0:45). After this reporter said “that” to his female co-host there was absolutely no way to correct himself. Because we all ‘know what he meant” 😉