Muten Roshi legend!
Muten Roshi legend!
Huge mistake Kagura, huge… Or maybe she could be used as a hostage. On the other hand, Gintama doesn’t work that way, right 😉
That came out of the blue. Talking about timing (CCG agents don’t have that…).
The rest of the story might be NSFW for some people…
You have to keep it simple with Zoro (when it comes to direction and orientation). However, if you piss him off too much, you might have a problem haha.
You need to know when to give up. Now seems like the perfect moment for it!
That’s One Piece Universe logic for you. Nobody said that anime/manga will always make sense ;). That being said, can we now have more female crew members?! Thanks
And they say Zombies are scary. And they say Luffy can’t do anything right. And they say Zombie apocalypse!#!
You can’t miss these funny One Piece moments!
If they keep up this tempo, then they are going to catch him… Never! Funny thing is that Kizaru alone wouldn’t have any problems catching him, that’s for sure. Again read “One Piece Universe Logic”!
While having a big argument, the wife tells her husband
Wife: “I would have been better off, if I married the devil himself!”
Husband: “I’m pretty sure that marriage between siblings is forbidden in this country!”
Are you looking forward to date a girl and go into friendlier terms with her? Then you must be in need of some funny yet engaging pickup lines. Most of the pickup lines used these days fail to impact the girls in the right way. Instead of impressing them, you might end up portraying yourself as a dumb-ass in front of the girls. The pick-up lines should sound funny and help in depicting your sense of humor. Here are some of the ideas that you might find useful:
Your eyes are bluer and deeper than the swimming pool….I would like to plunge into them
Comparing a girl’s eyes to the oceans is common. So how about comparing it to a swimming pool to make it more engaging and sound trendy?
If I were a spider, I would be able to grasp you in a better way….
The eight hands of a spider would prove to be more effective in grabbing someone…so the girl comes to know how tightly you would like to hug her. She will also get an idea about your overwhelming desire to hold her in your arms…and probably grope her too!
I wish I were an octopus…..Then I would have three hearts to beat for you!
So this tells her that your heart beats for her all the time and you like the feeling. You would like to have two more hearts that would beat for her in the same way.
I am not from the weather-forecasting team but I can tell you that you’ll get a few centimeters tonight!
This has nothing to do with rains but is related to the biological phenomenon that the man is likely to go through. It is an indicative of the fact that the girl is arousing the man sexually and is an implicit way of praising her hotness or sexual appeal.
I would like to be the toilet paper so that I could touch your soft butts…
Does it sound dirty? Well, initially she also might think in the same way but this will rouse her interest in a unique way.
Do you have a family business in wifi routers and modems? I think that’s the reason why I feel connected to you…
Let the pick-up line have a relation with internet connection in today’s digital world. The girl might be glad to know that you not only like her but feel connected to her all the time…
Baby I am blown away! Seems you just farted…
This is an expression of romance in an entirely different way…The age-old lines like “your love takes me higher” or “blows me away” do not work anymore. Better try this!
Can I call you a dictionary? You give a new meaning to my day, my life….and everything else!
Saying that she adds a new meaning to your life and stuffs like that are cliche. So it’s better to use the comparison with a dictionary here so that you can add the fun element to your line.
Do you have the habit of eating fermented rice? I think that’s the reason why you are so addictive…
This reveals the addiction that you have towards her and is going to impress her in a better way.
You smell like garbage. I think I should take you out.
This will not insult her in any way but will help you to stand out in the crowd of men who ask her on a date.
Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Love Comedy, is one of the funniest anime I have ever watched! If you like ecchi comedy, then “Ore no Nounai” is definitely a good anime pick for you.
Well you have to buy stuff somewhere, right!? Except, when you can produce it yourself…
At least Kevin knows when he needs to study, unlike Robert…
You don’t know who Robert is? He is Kevin’s older brother who failed at the cat science exam.
Isn’t that your typical antihero these days. You know the tsundere type 😛
I think I’m going with Purple.
Saitama ready to fight!
I don’t know why, but the big head really suits Natsu.
“Even if hell froze over, it would still be impossible.”
Come on girl, you can say that without destroying “him” xD
They are being very rude towards an “elite ten”! Yes, the small one is an elite cook 😉
Finally Deku (Izuku Midoriya) has learned to use his legs properly in a fight. Was about time. After all breaking your arm/hand/finger isn’t a real option in a long fight.
The cutest anime girls that you can find online haha. Got to love Lucky Star anime/manga.
So, which one is your favorite? 😉
Move that hair girl, move that hair!
Anime competition is hard these days. Only the strongest can survive this madness muahahahahaha – evil laugh off.
I must say that Sanji did improve his self-control. In the old days there would have been so much blood haha. One Piece romance comedy at it’s best!
That’s what I call, “dedicated” to your quotecorner.com/online-pharmacy.html team.
Those mecha girls with their big boobs are scaaaary! 😀
Are these two rogues up for a surprise? Continue here
Who could have been this cruel? It has to be the Food Demon King… Find out here
A win is a win!
Oh my god! How exciting! But will everything go as he has planned?
Don’t miss the headbutt of the year! Ouch! This must hurt lol
I had a meme for this! Wait what was it. Yeah right, now I got it…
Don’t worry, she was fine.
Although, Rin Suzunoki does have a weird fetish for Suzuki bikes, but that doesn’t have anything to do with this accident. Or maybe…
“Linda. NO. STOP THAT” , is my favorite
That’s not what your wife meant, when she said: “go play with the kids outside”.
Mmh, looks delicious.
Something is fishy here. No, I’m not talking about the “f” for Facebook…
Can I get some Toast & Bagels as well?
I’m pretty sure this would work with other candy as well. So no, it doesn’t have to be Twix 😉
You can use KitKat, Snickers, Mars, m&m, Smarties, Crispy Crunch and many others!
He doesn’t look like a Santiago to me…
How? Just how 😛
I never was this confused by a movie scene LOL!
The reality is never as romantic as the movie 😉
Well, how much more armor do you need!? This should be enough for the end game Dungeon.
All hat and no cattle.
I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you for sure!
“Oh baby, you are so hot.”
Takes of virtual reality glasses…
“Ahh, who gives a…”
Puts virtual reality glasses on again.
And still he lost that game haha. So No, it doesn’t give you an advantage!
These two never get along very well.
Both work as intended.
Me too, me too!