Some guy got drunk in a bar still he continued drinking until the bar closed. When the lights went out he tried to stand up from the chair but once he stood up on his feet he fell down. He thought that this was logical since he drank so much so he decided to crawl to the front door of the bar to take some fresh air and try to stand up once again. So he did and then he tried once more to stand up but again he failed. Since his home was rather close he decided to crawl there. He tried to stand up in front of his house but failed once again but somehow managed to crawl back to his bed. In the morning his wife started yelling:
- You were drinking last night right!?
- Who said that?
The bartender from that bar called 15 minutes ago you forgot your wheelchair again…