It was Jim’s birthday and his wife Margaret asked him what kind of present does he want for his birthday and Jim said:
The judge tells the defendant:
Robert asks his wife Jenny:
Honey, what kind of coffee do you want?
Well I would like a strong coffee but soft at the same time. A coffee that is gentle and a coffee that will turn my world upside down and reveal all the temptations of this world. A coffee that will help me experience new feelings.
Whiskey it is then!
Two Eskimo brothers did live in a village around 15 miles from the ocean. One day both went to the ocean and caught a walrus. They grabbed the walrus by the tail and started dragging it towards the village. During their walk the walrus teeth kept bouncing from the frozen ground and made the job really difficult. When they’ve passed halfway of their route, already weary and exhausted they saw a white man walking by.
- Why are you so stupid? Why don’t you just hold the walrus by its teeth and drag him in that way. It’s much easier – the white man said.
They have decided to listen to his advice and after walking for few miles one of the brothers said:
- That white man was a really smart man. It’s much easier to carry the walrus in this way.
The other one replied in anger: