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Too much work

An old lady goes to the market, stands in front of one stand and asks the seller:

  • Excuse me, what is this?
  • Tomatoes!
  • All right. Give me 2 pounds but please pack each tomato separately.

The seller does that and the old lady asks:

  • And what are these?
  • Peppers.
  • Great, give me two pounds but please pack every pepper separately.

The seller does that and the old lady asks again:

  • What is this?
  • Beans, but they are not for sale!

The farm is real!

A dying grandmother tells her grandson:

  • I am dying and that’s why I want to leave you my farm. It includes fields, villa, tractor and some other equipment worth around 2 million dollars.

Her grandson is very happy and says:

  • Oh grandma! You are so kind! I didn’t even know that you have a farm where is it?

With her last breath his grandmother says:

  • On Facebook.

Looking for water in a desert

A tourist got lost in the desert. Dehydrated and tired he meets a Bedouin and asks him:

  • Excuse me, where can I find water!?

The Bedouin responded:

  • You go in this direction, keep going straight and once it’s Friday turn left.

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