Baby camel asks her mother:
Little Andrew asks his father:
Dad, are ghosts real?
Don’t be silly son. There are no such things like ghosts.
But dad, the maid said that they truly exist…
Pack the bags, we don’t have a maid!
Carl looks for advice from the waiter:
Jessica wakes up in the middle of the night, scared and disturbed and she tries to wake her husband:
- Wow, I had such a scary dream and I am still shocked…You know when I was younger and when I had a nightmare I went into my mother’s bed and she soothed and hugged me.
Her husband replies:
Jack is having a conversation with his best pal Robert:
A bar owner was so sure that the bartender that works in his bar is the man with the strongest hands in the city that he offered a reward to anyone that can squeeze only one drop of lemon juice after the bartender squeezes it.
People from all over the city were trying to squeeze only one tiny drop of lemon juice without any success. Bodybuilders, handy men, hotshots…everyone tried but no one had a success. One day a short man walks in the bar and accepts the challenge. No one took him seriously because he was small and wore glasses. The bartender squeezed the melon as hard as he could and gave the lemon to the man. He managed to squeeze a total of 6 drops of lemon juice. The bar owner asks the man:
John enters his home and holds a sheep next to him; he looks at his wife Elizabeth and says:
- What should we do with this cow?
- This is not a cow it’s a sheep.